growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via let-that-ego-go)
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on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
(Source: clavid, via wearethe-youth-gone-wild)
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I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend.
Until the LSD wears off and I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.
(via wearethe-youth-gone-wild)
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in high school creative writing we had to recreate a fairy tale and modernize it so i took rumplestiltskin and named it rumplepimpskin and it was about a pimp who bought the miller’s daughter because her dad said she could turn dirt into cocaine.
i got an A.
(via giannaxk)
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